I spent a few hours reading about conspiracies today. I drew several conclusions.
1. The CIA must have a LOT of time on their hands. Between doing whatever it is they actually do, killing John Lennon, MLK, Malcom X, JFK, and every other deceased iconic figure in US history, covering up those murders, hiding alien bodies/spacecraft, keeping tabs on our every movement (in order to more effectively brainwash us ;), and developing secret high tech weapons...I know -I- would feel overwhelmed. ;)
2. There are no such things as natural causes of death.
3. Jesse Ventura is a genius? http://tinyurl.com/62len24
4.The FBI hates the CIA. Which honestly doesn't really surprise me. The CIA keeps beating the FBI to the punch on killing all these cool dudes. Still, I don't really like that two rival branches of the government BOTH want control of my mind. Sounds potentially painful.
I think my favorite conspiracy theories are the alien ones. Area 41, Roswell, stealing technologies to beat the Russians in the Cold War...all that good stuff.
What about you? If you don't know any, go google some. I believe everyone should be well-versed in urban legends, myths, and conspiracy theories. It makes this world we live in so much more fun. :D
2. There are no such things as natural causes of death.
3. Jesse Ventura is a genius? http://tinyurl.com/62len24
4.The FBI hates the CIA. Which honestly doesn't really surprise me. The CIA keeps beating the FBI to the punch on killing all these cool dudes. Still, I don't really like that two rival branches of the government BOTH want control of my mind. Sounds potentially painful.
I think my favorite conspiracy theories are the alien ones. Area 41, Roswell, stealing technologies to beat the Russians in the Cold War...all that good stuff.
What about you? If you don't know any, go google some. I believe everyone should be well-versed in urban legends, myths, and conspiracy theories. It makes this world we live in so much more fun. :D
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